Damn you, chicken

I just had a chicken bone stuck down my throat for almost 2 hours, and I think it's finally out now, but my throat is still sore from where it was lodged.

I puked twice. Bone still there. Googled and realized I shouldn't because it could hurt a lot more coming out.
I swallowed a whole tub of rice. Bone still there.
I don't have bread so I started swallowing naan bread. Bone still there.

Ryan Googles and tells me to gargle with vinegar or soak the bread in vinegar, so of course I did, and I ate about 400g of naan bread soaked in vinegar. IT WAS NOT PLEASANT.

Next step was to down a raw egg. I stopped at that.

It was really freaky because it was really lodged in my throat to the point where I couldn't turn my head a certain angle because the bone would poke into my whatever and hurt a LOT. So I watched Glee with my head tilted at the most comfortable angle I could think of. Two episodes of Glee and it was still there.

I think all the naan has finally pushed it down but now seriously I am so full of carbs I feel like a walking stuffed potato.

Sigh.